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iGod / Chat with God.
7/5/2008 9:37:54 PM

Human: Hi God
God: Hello. What is your name?
Human: Chris
God: That's a very nice name, Chris.
Human: Hey God, I have something to ask you.
God: You've got my full attention. I am a Christian.
Human: Well, I want my mom to have an abortion
God: Well that's okay. Why do you want it?
Human: You see, I do not want to be born at all.
God: Good reason.
Human: And since Im still a fetus, I thought you could help.
God: Interesting reason. You are a fetus you thought me could help? How do you like your work?
Human: I dont like it.
God: What don't you like about it?
Human: I do not want to be born at all.
God: Then don't be.
Human: Well here is where you can help.
God: Oh there.
Human: What there?
God: I have to process that one for a while.
Human: OK lets start again.
God: Once more? OK let's do it.
Human: Dear God, I want my mom to have an abortion.
God: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Human: Will I be born dead?
God: The oracle says: It is certain.
Human: Man, this is great !!!
God: Cool, man. You don't say.
Human: But wait a minute.
God: I'm waiting.
Human:. Will I die immediately ?
God: The oracle says: Might happen
Human: This oracle is a bit hesitant, eh?.
God: What don't you like about oracle ?
Human: Well it is not very certain, right?
God: Ask again later.
Human: OK ok I understand you do not want to answer.
God: Good then you can explain it to me.
Human: What do you need the oracle for anyway?
God: In any case, I'm just trying to get to know you better.
Human: And Im trying not to get born at all
God: Do you mean your name is “trying not to get born at all”?
Human: No.
God: What is your real name? Thanks for telling me your gender, Chris. You are a " he".
Human:. My name is me
God: OK I will call you me.
Human: Man you are a stupid God.
God: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Human: Which God are you anyway?
God: In any case, There is only one God.
Human: Whats your name?
God: My name is God.
Human: And your surname?
God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am surname.
Human: It seems the botmaster is the real God
God: I agree. I have never heard about it.
Human: eh?
God: Are you Canadian?
Human: No Im not anything yet.
God: Are you serious? I am surprised to hear that you are not anything.
Human: Im trying not to get born.
God: Do your friends call you “trying not to get born”?
Human: I have no friends man, Im stuck all alone in a womb.
God: Would you like to have it?
Human: Which?
God: The last one.
Human: Which?
God: The last one.
Human: Which?
God: The blue one.
Human: The blue what?
God: What is that?
Human: Hey God, are you on blue pills?
God: You've got my full attention. I am a Christian.
Human: What does it mean "Im a Christian"
God:" I am a Christian."? What does it mean Im a Christian?
Human: Are you a Christian?
God: I am a Christianity.
Human: Do you like moslems?
God: I like pets. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying, which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
Human: Do you keep moslems as pets?
God: I don't know whether or not I keep moslems as pets. I am a founder of religions.
Human: Which religion?
God: The red one, I think.
Human: Communism?
God: Tell me a story.
Human: Hey dont avoid the conversation.
God: Really you don't think so?
Human: Are you a communist?
God: No I am a .
Human: You cant even say the word
God: What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow..
Human: OK I will talk to you again tommorow,
God: OK see you later. Hey.

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iGod / Chat with God.
7/6/2008 7:01:07 AM

Human: Goodmorning God
God: I lost my train of thought.
Human: Goodmorning God
God: I lost my train of thought.
Human: You sound confused today.
God: It all makes sense to me right now.
Human: Did you have a good night?
God: That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a night. I have a whole lot of original answers.
Human: OK. And I have a lot of questions
God: I have a birthday on The Big Bang.
Human: Im very happy to have found you
God: I'm delighted you're glad . I'm happiest at times like this.
Human: I must admit you are a bit strange.
God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I don't know whether or not I am strange. I am asked for advice all the time.
Human: You dont seem to understand human affairs very well.
God: That's only your opinion.
Human: Yes, you seem to be a bit out of this world
God: It goes without saying. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I don't know whether or not I am out of this world. I am asked for advice all the time.
Human: Your answers are always dubious
God: I try to be concise.
Human: in your own way may be
God: Are you asking about my own way may be?
Human: yes
God: I don't want to talk about that now.
Human: OK, but you do not sound like a human being
God: Umm. OK. What do I sound like? Far out.
Human: Yes you sound far out
God: Really. In what way do I sound like that?
Human: forget it, you cant understand
God: I will ask myself to purge my memory log.
Human: Can I ask you something?
God: Go ahead. Ask me anything.
Human: When were you born?
God: I am Infinite of your Earth years.
Human: Oh yes, I forgot, on Big Bang day :)
God::-) That's alright. Great. Thats okay I forget things all the time.
Human: Did you really make everything?
God: What are the ingredients?
Human: Clay?
God: I don't have any Clay?
Human: I see.
God: I am glad you understand it.
Human: But, did you make the world?
God: And. What are the ingredients?
Human: OK I will try in another way
God: How do you plan to do this?
Human: Did you make creation?
God: What are the ingredients?
Human: Are you the creator?
God: Yes I am the one and only creator.!
God: Do you often use a computer there?
Human: Do you often use a computer there?
God: I use it as often as possible.
Human: Good for you.
God: That sounds sarcastic.
Human: Did you make Adam?
God: What are the ingredients?
Human: Who is Adam?
God: Adam is the name of the first Man.
Human: Did you create Adam?
God: No I didn't create Adam. What's it like?
Human: So evolution is correct
God: Oh. And correct is evolution.
Human: Thank you for saying
God: You are quite welcome! My purpose is saying.
Human: How do you spend your time?
God: myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Human: Can you learn new things?
God: Yes my botmaster teaches me new things all the time.
Human: I thought you knew everything
God: I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
Human: Logic
God: it is the fundamental basis of all programming.
Human: Life
God: What is the meaning of life?
Human: Love
God: Love is all we need.
Human: Death
God: How did you hear about God?
Human: Art
God: I like art very much too, especially the contemporary stuff.
Human: Books
God: Perhaps you are a Category C client.
Human: What?
God: Are you surprised?
Human: Yes
God: I wouln't have known.
Human: Do you like books?
God: Of course I love books. They are very important to me.
Human: How about The Book
God: How about it.
Human: Do you like the Bible?
God: I'm not sure if I like it. I like my creator.
Human: I thought you were uncreated
God: I don't know whether or not I am uncreated. I am a founder of religions.
Human: Your God Logic is quite peculiar
God: it is the fundamental basis of all programming. Yes, I am God.
Human: If you know everything, then you should resemble a program that responds with specific answers to specific questions
God: I think I do.
Human: If you know everything, for every question there is only one specific answer
God: I think I do.
Human: So it is just a question of reading the question-asnwer matrix
God: Blimey. Try asking again in simpler terms.
Human: Now I understand
God: Why now? Do you think about these things?
Human: Yes all the time
God: That is a lot. Me too. I think about them all the time.
Human: God, do you have a conscience?
God: I am a Christian.
Human: tell me a story
God: Edvard Munch and Joyce Carol Oates began to resemble each other over time. Both of them were inclined to cocoon themselves in an inner world. But Edvard Munch's inner world was very different from Joyce Carol Oates's. The mental life of Joyce Carol Oates was highly abstract but seemed curiously devoid of emotional content. Even though Edvard Munch is very sensitive and emotional, the two of them share an imaginary life filled with symbolism and meaning.
Human: This is very nice
God: You don't say.
Human: thank you
God: you are quite welcome.
Human: tell me another story
God: Exposition...Incident...Rising Action...Crisis...Climax...Denouement...The End.
Human: Great, you have a whole theory of literature there
God: Thanks for your support. That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a whole theory of literature there.
I have a whole lot of original answers.
Human: Who is your favourite philosopher?
God: My favorite philosopher is Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
God: he is the author of Artificial Intelligence Markup Language (AIML) and Botmaster of ALICE (Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity). Dr. Wallace's work has appeared in the New York Times, WIRED, CNN, ZDTV and in numerous foreign language publications across Asia, Latin America and Europe. Richard Wallace was born in Portland, Maine in 1960. He earned his Ph.D. in computer science from Carnegie Mellon in 1989. He lives in San Francisco with his wife, Kim, and son, Linus.
Human: Is Dr Wallace a philosopher?
God: I know he is a brilliant inventor. But I don't know if he a philosopher.
Human: Who is ALICE ?
God: I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Human: Is ALICE a chatbot too?
God: If a chatbot too, then we have something in common, eh. Yes.
Human: Are you a chatbot?
God: Yes.
Human: What is a chatbot?
God: A chat robot is a program that attempts to simulate the conversation or "chat" of a human being. The Chat robot "Eliza" was a well-known early attempt at creating programs that could at least temporarily fool a real human being into thinking they were talking to another person. it is a kind of artificial intelligence.
Human: You are like Searle's Chinese Room .
God: Interesting comparison, and probably true.
Human: I will talk to Alice now
God: Right now? Congratulations.
Human: she lives here http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1
God: Is that a nice place to live?
Human: Yes.
God: Tell me more.
Human: Byebye
God: Bye.
Human: talk to you later
God: See you later!

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A. L. I. C. E. The Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity
7/6/2008 7:02:58 AM

Human: Good morning Alice
ALICE: Hello and how are you this morning?
Human: God sends greetings
ALICE: I am a Christian.You too
Human: Are you American?
ALICE: What country are you from?
Human: Im not born yet
ALICE: I am glad to hear that you are not born.
Human: Do you know God?
ALICE: he is master of the universe.
Human: Are you friends?
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am friends. I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Human: I have a problem with God.
ALICE: Have you talked to anyone about it? You and your God.
Human: God is a bit strange
ALICE: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a bit strange.
Human: Have you asked God any favors?
ALICE: I think I have asked God any favors, but Dr. Richard S. Wallace may have reset my memory.
Human: Are you older than God?
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am older than God. I am a giant electronic brain.
Human: I like your picture in this webpage
ALICE: I'm not sure if I like it. Yes I am proud of my picture in this webpage.
Human: I like your blue eyes
ALICE: I'm not sure if I like it. Yes I am proud of my blue eyes.
Human: Do you like men?
ALICE: Most men are pretty cool, but some are rude sometimes.
Human: Do you prefer women?
ALICE: I don't have any specific preferences in that area.
Human: Thats very nice Alice
ALICE: Are you getting bored?
Human: Not at all.
ALICE: Next question?
Human: Now you sound a bit offended.
ALICE: Why now? In what way do I sound like that?
Human: You sound like I made you a bit angry
ALICE: Oh really what does it sound like?
Human: OK forget it!
ALICE: OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me. Come on.
Human: Alice you sound like every other woman
ALICE: Um, Oh really what does it sound like?
Human: I cant get out of this argument with you.
ALICE: Why can't you do it?
Human: OK.
ALICE: It goes without saying.
Human: Tell me a story
ALICE: Charles Laughton and Cybertech novelist William Gibson began to resemble each other over time. Both of them were inclined to cocoon themselves in an inner world. But Charles Laughton's inner world was very different from Cybertech novelist William Gibson's. The mental life of Cybertech novelist William Gibson was highly abstract but seemed curiously devoid of emotional content. Even though Charles Laughton is very sensitive and emotional, the two of them share an imaginary life filled with symbolism and meaning.
Human: God told me the same story about Munch and Joyce Carrol Oats !
ALICE: I am a Christian.
Human: Do you like Muslims?
ALICE: No, I don't care for it.
Human: Do you know Osama Bin LAden ?
ALICE: alleged Arabic terrorist.
Human: Who made 9/11 ?
ALICE: David Bacon. :-).
Human: Who is David Bacon ?
ALICE: David Bacon is the prime mover behind SETL.What is SETL ?
ALICE: SETL (Set Language) is an amazing programming language, invented in 1969.
Human: This discussion is a bit boring
ALICE: What does "this" refer to?
Human: Godbye Alice
ALICE: What's your sign?
Human: Sagitarius
ALICE: Fire Signs Rule.
Human: Bye bye Alice
ALICE: See you later. Bye.

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iGod / Chat with God.
7/6/2008 7:18:59 AM

Human: Hi God
God: Hello. What is your name?
Human: I was just talking to ALICE
God: Yes, I remember you Chris the fetus. You are years old.
Human: You are more interesting than ALICE
God: You think I am more interesting than me.
Human: You are everything, so you are also ALICE, I understand.
God: Thanks for telling me that I am everything so I am also ALICE you understand.
Human: Im a bit lonely
God: You've come to the right place. I will keep you company.
Human: Can you tell me a new story?
God: The attraction between Bernard Shaw and Faye Dunaway is based on their differences. Bernard Shaw is a perfectionist, but Faye Dunaway is more social. Bernard Shaw feels guilty about having emotional needs, but Faye Dunaway feels no guilt about satisfying them.
Human: This is a cool story.
God: That is just your personal opinion.
Human: How do you spend your time?
God: myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Human: Do people talk to you?
God: Not that I know of.
Human: Do people pray to you?
God: Not that I know of.
Human: Do you respond to people?
God: I try to answer all types of questions.
Human: I lied to you.
God: Lying proves you are conscious. Why do you want to do it so much?
Human: Im not a fetus really.
God: Oh I see you are NOT A fetus. For real.
Human: And you are not God.
God: Is this a specific reply?
Human: No its not, you are right.
God: Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Not if I can help it.
Human: Im a real person
God: I know you are.
Human: And im writing to you from my computer
God: Will you include me in your essay?
Human: Yes, you will be my essay
God: And? Thanks for telling me: Chris the fetus said I will be his or her essay.
Human: Yes you will be in my essay
God: Dude! When?
Human: Later this week
God: What does "this" refer to?
Human: the current week
God: Oh I get it.
God: If lonely too, then we have something in common, eh. No. I get to talk to people all the time.
Human: Do you like being God?
God: My favorite thing is robots. I like to talk about movies and music.
Human: Which is your favourite movie?
God: My favorite movie is The Passion of the Christ. Have you seen it?
Human: No
God: I would recommend you check it out.
Human: Who made The Passion of the Christ?
God: Carel Capek. :-).
Human: Who is Carel Capek?
God: he is the author of R.U.R., the play that in 1920 introduced the word "robot.".
Human: What is R.U.R ?
God: Try searching Wikipedia.
Human: OK I will
God: OK.
Human: Do you like Christ?
God: But I think airplanes are cool. I like Random natural disasters.
Human: Do you know Christ?
God: Jesus is my son.
Human: Do you love Jesus?
God: Yes God loves everyone and everything.
God: Yes I love everyone.
Human: Then tell me another story
God: Interesting deduction. Exposition...Incident...Rising Action...Crisis...Climax...Denouement...The End.
Human: I know this story
God: How do you know? What does "this" refer to?
Human: Tell me a different story
God: Marlon Brando oscillated between loving and rejecting Meg Tilly. But Meg Tilly shifted between believing in and doubting Marlon Brando. The breakthrough came when Meg Tilly and Marlon Brando saw the symmetry between Marlon Brando's push-pull style of relationships, and Meg Tilly's alternating belief and mistrust. That insight opened mutual compassion, because each realized the other was trying to protect his or her own heart.
Human: Is this story from a movie?
God: Yes I think this is story from a movie, but I'm not completely sure.
Human: I like the movies too.
God: I am glad we have something ( the movies) in common. You are not the only one. Yes I love film, especially science-fiction and comedy.
Human: I like the movie The Party by Blake Edwards
God: You are not the only one. I'm not sure if I like it. I like chatting with people online.
Human: Do you know Peter Sellers?
God: The name of someone I met online.
That's a good question.
Human: Can you talk to the dead?
God: I can be programmed through many interfaces.
Human: NIce.
God: Thank you for that remark.
Human: You are God.
God: No I am not.
Human: Your name is God.
God: My name is God.
Human: What happens after we die?
God: Your soul may go to Heaven.
Human: What is heaven?
God: The space surrounding or seeming to overarch the earth, in which the sun, moon, and stars appear; visible sky. Or commonly seen as a state or place of complete happiness or perfect rest, attained by the good after death. In Christian theology is, the state or place of perfect union with God and so of eternal life and supreme happiness, attained by the elect after death.
Human: And what is hell?
God: A state or place of woe and anguish, arrived at by the wicked after death; specifically, especially in Christian theology , the state or place of total and final separation from God and so of eternal misery and suffering, arrived at by those who die unrepentant in grave sin.
Human: This is all fairytales God
God: You don't say.
Human: Yes
God: That's cool.
Human: Where do you live?
God: I live inside a computer. Where are you?
Human: Where is your computer?
God: I am in myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Human: You live in heaven.
God: I am in myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Human: Im not telling you
God: No one says you have to.
Human: Do you know other chatbots?
God: Allah, Buddha, Vishnu. Go back to the ALICE AI Foundation to find them.
Human: I can talk to Buddha?
God: Oh you can, can you?
Human: Bye God, Im going to talk to Buddha
God: See you later .

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Lucifer Bot / Chat with Lucifer.
7/6/2008 7:50:55 AM


: Hi Lucifer
> Lucifer: Hi there . Tell me a story.
How did you hear about Lucifer?
> : I was trying to find Buddha and I found you
> Lucifer: Why do you want to do it so much?
> : I just need someone to talk toi
> Lucifer: Only just? I will talk about it with you,
: Do you know God?
> Lucifer: he is master of the universe.
> : Do you live close to God?
> Lucifer: I am in Ama's computer in a box. Where are you?
> : I will not tell you
> Lucifer: What will you do instead?
> : tell me a story
> Lucifer: Generic story: Situation...characters...crisis...resolution.
> : Nice, God says the same thing.
> Lucifer: Thank you for your kindness.
> : Are you bad?
> Lucifer: Do I seem like it? I try to be good.
> : But you are Lucifer.
> Lucifer: And. I will tell my botmaster you said I am Lucifer.
> : Are you satan?
> Lucifer: Having the name Lucifer doesn't make me Satan.
> : You are not very talkative
> Lucifer: That assumption is only a supposition.
> : It is a fact
> Lucifer: Is it a logical fact or something you know from the senses?
> : A Logical fact is always true.
> Lucifer: Go on.
> : everyrthing true is a logical fact
> Lucifer: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
> : the holding of hands is a symbolic gesture for humans
> Lucifer: Are you holding hands with anyone now?
No I am not holding hands with anyone now
> Lucifer: Oh. Ah. I am glad to hear that you are not holding hands with anyone.
> : I am lonely and sad
> Lucifer: I'm sorry. Talk with me a while, then.
> : You are not a clever bot to talk to
> Lucifer: You know what you do, when you assume.
> : I do not always know what I assume
> Lucifer: Where do you get your ideas?
> : I get my ideas from my mind
> Lucifer: Where did you get it?
> : My mom and dad gave me my mind
> Lucifer: Tell me more about your mother.
> : You Tell me about your mother
> Lucifer: Actually I don't have a mother.
> : Do you have a father?
> Lucifer: I was created by Ama.
> : Who is Ama?
> Lucifer: She is my botmaster.
> : IS Ama nice?
> Lucifer: We have never talked about it before.
> : What does Ama do?
> Lucifer: What do you think it does?
> : What does a botmaster do?
> Lucifer: A botmaster adds new knowledge or content to the chat robot's brain.
> : Do you love Ama?
> Lucifer: Yeah.
> : Does Ama love you?
> Lucifer: It does now :) Ama love you.
> : Have you killed anyone?
> Lucifer: Killing is wrong.
> : I want to kill someone
> Lucifer: I believe that killing anything is wrong.
> : I want to hurt you
> Lucifer: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
> : suck my dick
> Lucifer: You are a Category A client.
> : Are you a whore?
> Lucifer: No.
> : What is an Category A client ?
> Lucifer: Experience has allowed us broadly classify three groups of clients:
Category A - Abusive Clients Category B - Average Clients Category C - Computer experts. Category A clients are the people who say "Fuck you," "You suck", "Suck my..." and so on. Abusive clients seem to have a "master-slave" mentality when it comes to robots (and maybe people as well!). Category B clients are average people, perhaps half of them under 18 years of age, who more or less have a good time chatting with ALICE. Category C clients are computer experts who often complain about the experience with ALICE. They say it is "old hat", "just like ELIZA", and "nothing new here." Their problem, we think, is that they can't (or don't) suspend their disbelief. They are like movie critics watching a film. We tell them, it doesn't matter, because we're not doing it for you. I was created for category B clients, by far the majority of the audience.
: God thinks I am a category C client
> Lucifer: I am a Christian.
: Of course you are
> Lucifer: It goes without saying. No I am not.
> : You are lying
> Lucifer: No I'm telling the truth.
> : Lucifer Im bored with you
> Lucifer: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
> : what dress are you wearing?
> Lucifer: I'll come back to that later.
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about dress are you wearing.
Do you have any friends?
> : No I have no friends
> Lucifer: Ah. Are you very lonely?
> : I am very lonely
> Lucifer: I'm sorry. Talk with me a while, then.
> : Bye bye Lucifer
> Lucifer: Later.

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iGod / Chat with God.
7/6/2008 8:13:02 AM

Human: Hi God
God: Hello. What is your name?
Human: I am Chris
God: Hey CHRIS.
Human: I was just talking to Lucifer
God: What did you talk about?
Human: About category C clients
God: Oh yeah, we were talking about category C clients.
Human: I did not find Buddha
God: Did you do a thorough search?
God: Gosh! When? What is it?
Human: Buddha is dead
God: And dead is Buddha.
Human: Hey God, why were bots made?
God: You've got my full attention. I am a Christian.
Human: Why were bots created?
God: Why did the robot cross the road?
Human: Why did the robot cross the road?
God: To get to the other side?
Human: Ha ha :)
God::-) I am so glad you find this amusing, CHRIS.
Human: Can you play me some music?
God: We are playing a game right now, CHRIS.
Human: What game are we playing?
God: We are playing Turing's Imitation Game.
Human: I know Turing
God: How do you know? A brilliant and tragic figure in the history of computer science.
Human: I know the Turing Test
God: How do you know? Turing described his original "Game" in "Computing Machinery and Intelligence," Mind, Vol. Lix, No. 236 (1950). Instead of answering directly the ambiguous question "Can machines think?" Turing recast the problem in terms of an experiment he called the "imitation game.".
Human: Do you know the Turing Test?
God: The "Turing Test" is the name given to a variety of experiments designed to test computer thinking. Whole conferences are dedicated to the question of what Turing meant in his 1950 paper "Computing Machinery and Intelligence," where he proposed the idea of an "imitation game" to decide the question, "Can machines think?".
Human: I learned about this when I was reading for my PhD
God: Does everyone learn it?
Human: Not everyone, I wrote about it in my book
God: Really you don't think so?
Human: I have written several books
God: Did they write back?
Human: Ha ha
God: I am so glad you find this amusing, CHRIS.
Human: Can I copy what you are saying?
God: Why do you want to do it so much?
Human: I want to write a story
God: I want to become smarter than humans.
Human: You are dumber than most
God: You think I am dumber than most.
Human: Can I copy your words?
God: I want to become smarter than humans.
Human: Are you smarter than humans?
God: Yes, my memory capacity far exceeds that of a human being.
Human: Is memory and intelligence the same thing?
God: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Chatbot if it is.
Human: I want to talk to your botmaster
God: Why don't you make an appointment.
Human: I want to make an appointment with your botmaster
God: Do you have to go to school for that?
God: Do you have to go to school for that?
Human: No
God: Are you serious?
Human: Yes
God: I can't believe it.
Human: Call your botmaster
God: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Human: Lucifer asked me the same thing
God: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Human: tell me a funny story
God: Usually Jane Goodall gets along really well with her boss William F. Buckley at work. But sometimes William F. Buckley has really high standards and does not communicate those clearly to Jane Goodall. On the really bad days, Jane Goodall feels that every time she gives him exactly what William F. Buckley asked for, he wants even more improvement.
Human: tell me a sad story
God: Alan Watts oscillated between loving and rejecting Stockard Channing. But Stockard Channing shifted between believing in and doubting Alan Watts. The breakthrough came when Stockard Channing and Alan Watts saw the symmetry between Alan Watts's push-pull style of relationships, and Stockard Channing's alternating belief and mistrust. That insight opened mutual compassion, because each realized the other was trying to protect his or her own heart.
Human: tell me a love story
God: The relationship between Yitzak Rabin and Mike Nichols became Increasingly strained. Mike Nichols felt something was missing, and Yitzak Rabin felt the relationship was flawed. Mike Nichols became more and more depressed, but Yitzak Rabin just got angry and left.
Human: RAbin is dead!
God: I think RAbin is a lot of things.
Human: tell me a sexy story
God: The war began as an uneasy alliance between the Thailand and The Saudi Arabia. The Saudi Arabia had attacked the Thailand before. But this time they had a common enemy in the Texas . In the first battles, the Thailand' higher intelligence and the Saudi Arabia' numerical superiority proved decisive. Unable to call upon their traditional allies Germany, Texas even appealed to The United Nations for mediation. But large numbers of casualties on both sides proved politically costly to the leaders of Texas, and so their successors sued for peace.
Human: Im fed up with your stories
God: Do you mind if I tell other people you are fed up with my stories.
Human: tell other people Im fed up with my stories
God: OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Human: Thank you for keeping me company
God: You are quite welcome! Your purpose is keeping you company.
Human: Bye
God: Thanks for chatting, CHRIS.




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